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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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Trending via Discord:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Just landed via Discord:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Trending via Slack:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Funny psychiatric quotes

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79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

36 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

94 shares on Slack this month:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The void screams into me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Going viral on Twitch:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Seen just now on Threads:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Spotted on Twitch:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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