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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™ll run into everyone I know.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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This tape doesnโ€™t even taste like scotch.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Oh, sorry, I canโ€™t right now. Iโ€™m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Making waves on Discord:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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I donโ€™t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Spotted on Twitch:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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One or the other, Lord – I canโ€™t be broke and heartbroken.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ has bookmarked:

I suck at flirting. Iโ€™ll be like “is that so?โ€

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Girl, heโ€™s nonchalant because he doesnโ€™t like you. Heโ€™s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that Iโ€™m performing an autopsy.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Trending via Reddit:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Just shared via Reddit:

You donโ€™t need fun to have alcohol.

Trending via Slack:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Breaking via TikTok:

(Most depressed guy youโ€™ve ever met) Iโ€™m doing pretty good.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldnโ€™t be happier.

Live now on Messenger:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, Iโ€™d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I donโ€™t go camping.

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