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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Live now on YouTube:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Seen just now on Threads:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Trending via WeChat:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Going viral on YouTube:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Just landed via X:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Spreading quickly via X:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Just shared via Messenger:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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