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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Just shared via X:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Going bananas on Telegram:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Just landed via Threads:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Just landed via Facebook:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Going bananas on Slack:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Spotted on Instagram:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Trending via Instagram:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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57 shares on Twitch this month:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

18 shares on Threads this month:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Spotted on Facebook:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Spotted on TikTok:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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