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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,277

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Spotted on YouTube:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Just shared via Threads:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Just landed via Reddit:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,697

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Trending via Twitch:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Spotted on WeChat:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Making waves on Discord:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Just landed via X:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Spotted on Threads:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Making waves on YouTube:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Spotted on Instagram:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Shared recently on Slack:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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