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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"
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Share →: Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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Oh, poor Molly at the rave – constantly getting confused with the other kind of 'Molly' ! Watch out for those mistaken identity mix-ups, Molly!

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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