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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.