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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Making waves on Messenger:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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91 shares on Messenger this month:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

67 shares on Discord this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

61 shares on Reddit this month:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

14 shares on Threads this month:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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