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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Breaking via Pinterest:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Spotted on Instagram:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Trending via Twitch:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Spotted on Threads:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Trending via Snapchat:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Seen just now on X:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Making waves on WeChat:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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