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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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