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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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Live now on Facebook:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Breaking via X:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Live now on Threads:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Spotted on X:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

26 shares on Discord this month:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

16 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

94 shares on Facebook this month:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Going viral on Instagram:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Shared recently on Instagram:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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