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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Just landed via TikTok:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Just shared via Discord:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Just landed via Telegram:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Spotted on Telegram:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Just landed via X:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Just shared via Twitch:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Going viral on YouTube:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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