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“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

33 shares on YouTube this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

33 shares on Threads this month:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

69 shares on Slack this month:

These aliens are taking forever.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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