Funny rowing quotes

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.