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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Shared recently on Slack:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Spotted on Slack:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Going viral on Telegram:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Trending via Telegram:

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Trending via X:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Trending via TikTok:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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95 shares on Discord this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

78 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

16 shares on Threads this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

17 shares on Slack this month:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Just shared via Twitch:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Just landed via Instagram:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Going viral on TikTok:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Just shared via Threads:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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