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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on Slack:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Trending via Snapchat:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Spotted on Threads:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Just shared via Discord:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

Spotted on X:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

68 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

40 shares on YouTube this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Spotted on YouTube:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Spotted on Facebook:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Just landed via Discord:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Just shared via WeChat:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Seen just now on X:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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