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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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New funny secret passageway quotes 👇

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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