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Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Trending via Telegram:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Trending via Discord:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Going viral on Telegram:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Trending via Messenger:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is getting idioter.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

93 shares on Threads this month:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

76 shares on Slack this month:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Trending via Snapchat:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Shared recently on Slack:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Trending via Twitch:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Live now on Messenger:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Breaking via WeChat:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Breaking via Twitch:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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