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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I love having plans to cancel.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Just landed via Twitch:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Just shared via Twitch:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Broadcasted on Discord:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Trending via Threads:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Trending via Instagram:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Just landed via YouTube:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Shared recently on X:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

35 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Making waves on Facebook:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Just shared via Facebook:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Making waves on WeChat:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Spotted on Telegram:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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