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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Just landed via Discord:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Trending via TikTok:

Time needs a speed limit.

Going bananas on Threads:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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19 shares on Discord this month:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

27 shares on Discord this month:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

32 shares on Slack this month:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Just shared via X:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Trending via Slack:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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