Funny quotes shared experience

Funny shared experience quotes

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow. - 19 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it. - 3 folks are currently viewing this quote.
It’s getting very expensive to be alive. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad. - 11 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside. - 19 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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