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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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