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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on Discord:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Just shared via Threads:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Trending via Reddit:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Just landed via Twitch:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Going viral on YouTube:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Just shared via Twitch:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Just landed via WeChat:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

23 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

53 shares on X this month:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

29 shares on Slack this month:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,544

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Live now on Snapchat:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Live now on Telegram:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Going viral on Slack:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Just landed via Instagram:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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