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Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Just landed via Instagram:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Shared recently on Threads:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Spotted on YouTube:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Trending via Telegram:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Shared recently on Twitch:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Trending via Threads:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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85 shares on Discord this month:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Spotted on Facebook:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Live now on YouTube:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Going viral on Telegram:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Spotted on Threads:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Trending via Reddit:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Just landed via X:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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