Funny shine quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're a master of 'Oops, I did it again!' 🤷‍♂️ Who needs to find solutions when you can whip up problems like a pro? 🤣 Keep shining, problem creator extraordinaire! ✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

  Commentary:
  🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹‍♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"

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