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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Making waves on YouTube:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Spotted on Instagram:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Just landed via Discord:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Trending via Reddit:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Trending via Snapchat:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Trending via Snapchat:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Just shared via Discord:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Trending via Threads:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Making waves on YouTube:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Making waves on Telegram:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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