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Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,470

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Making waves on Messenger:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Shared recently on Discord:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Discord this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

92 shares on Threads this month:

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

56 shares on Slack this month:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

He took my last fry, your honor.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

5 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,678

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Making waves on Threads:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Live now on Messenger:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Just landed via Messenger:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Just shared via Facebook:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Just shared via Telegram:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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