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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

24 shares on Slack this month:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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