Funny slimming quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

  Commentary:
  "If only biscuits had the power to sculpt abs and provide essential nutrients, we’d all be lining up for the biscuit diet plan faster than you can say 'pass the butter'. But alas, the struggle for a beach-ready body continues, while we console ourselves with the knowledge that at least biscuits will always be here for us in our times of need (and cravings)."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to hit the gym when you've got a closet full of black outfits? 🖤💪 #FashionOverFitness"

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