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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?