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Who knew the day planner could be so delicious? 🍔😄
166 Funny snack quotes
My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.
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When he orders fries and you launch a surprise attack like the French fry ninja you are 😂🍟🦅
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.
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Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger
Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.
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My bed's gone from cozy to crumby faster than I can say 'toast-astrophe'! 🛏️🍞😂
Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.
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Channeling my inner frequent flyer by sipping ginger ale, munching on a Biscoff, and contorting into creative yoga poses on the couch. Sky miles not included! ✈️😂🍪
Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.
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Multi-tasking level: Expert! Who needs a rollercoaster when you've got a day like this 🎢😂🧹🍫🛁🙌