Funny snowman quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's taking out their winter aggression on a defenseless snowman! ❄️☃️ Better watch out, Frosty, you're in for a frosty showdown! Hopefully, no snowmen were harmed in the making of this snowy drama! ⛄😆 #SnowmanSmackdown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

  Commentary:
  "Being a snowman must be a real nose-tingling experience! 🥕❄️ Just imagine, the world smells like a delicious carrot all day, every day. It's a rough life for those frosty fellas, but at least they never have to worry about getting hangry! ⛄😋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! ⛄️👙 Winter is your season to shine… literally! ❄️ #SnowmanGoals"

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