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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has downloaded:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has shared:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has copied:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· has downloaded:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has copied:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Trending via YouTube:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Just shared via WeChat:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Going bananas on Discord:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Shared recently on X:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Just landed via Discord:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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100 shares on Messenger this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

12 shares on Slack this month:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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I often got called β€œan old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡­ has shared:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has copied:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has downloaded:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has viewed:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡· has downloaded:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Spotted on Discord:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Live now on Facebook:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Trending via Discord:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Seen just now on Facebook:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Just landed via YouTube:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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