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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Breaking via Reddit:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Spotted on WeChat:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Trending via Discord:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Breaking via Facebook:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Just shared via Twitch:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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6 months ago
Share →: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Commentary:
🎶 Singing in the shower: the premium concert experience no one asked for. At least until the unexpected plot twist hits – soap in your mouth! 🛁🎤 Suddenly, you're the star of your very own soap opera. Will you survive this sudsy drama unscathed? Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Young and the Grimeless"… 🚿✨
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Spotted on TikTok:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Making waves on Slack:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Making waves on Telegram:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Making waves on Slack:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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