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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡» has downloaded:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ has shared:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has copied:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ has downloaded:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Έ has copied:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Spotted on X:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Shared recently on Slack:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Making waves on TikTok:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Seen just now on X:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Just landed via Threads:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Just shared via Messenger:

β€œAre you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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26 shares on X this month:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

People say, β€œListen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

54 shares on X this month:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

78 shares on X this month:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

96 shares on Slack this month:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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My hobbies include saying, β€œI’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, β€œLet’s end this little charade.”

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

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17,578

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15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has viewed:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡» has copied:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has copied:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has copied:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has viewed:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has downloaded:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has viewed:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Shared recently on WeChat:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Just landed via Telegram:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Just landed via Reddit:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Spotted on YouTube:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Trending via TikTok:

β€œI’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Making waves on Telegram:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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