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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Making waves on Messenger:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Breaking via Messenger:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Just shared via Discord:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Making waves on X:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Trending via Reddit:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Funny social construct quotes

Funny social construct quotes 😂💡 shine a hilarious light on the quirky rules society loves to follow — from fashion faux pas to dating dramas! They challenge the norms with a wink 😜 and a nudge, making us laugh while thinking twice about what we’ve always accepted. Ready to giggle and question reality? Let’s dive into the wild world of social constructs with a smile! 🎉🤔

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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13 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

69 shares on Threads this month:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

54 shares on X this month:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I will sit in the rain about this.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Just landed via WeChat:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Trending via YouTube:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Shared recently on X:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Just landed via Facebook:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Trending via Instagram:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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