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Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Just landed via Reddit:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Making waves on X:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Going viral on X:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Just landed via WeChat:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Seen just now on Slack:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Funny social construct quotes

Funny social construct quotes 😂💡 shine a hilarious light on the quirky rules society loves to follow — from fashion faux pas to dating dramas! They challenge the norms with a wink 😜 and a nudge, making us laugh while thinking twice about what we’ve always accepted. Ready to giggle and question reality? Let’s dive into the wild world of social constructs with a smile! 🎉🤔

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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99 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re my least favourite notification.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

52 shares on X this month:

Muting morons is good for your health.

46 shares on X this month:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

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Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Trending via Pinterest:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Seen just now on Reddit:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Spotted on Slack:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Trending via Threads:

These aliens are taking forever.

Just landed via Messenger:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Live now on Facebook:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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