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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Broadcasted on X:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Going bananas on Threads:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Just landed via YouTube:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Funny social construct quotes

Funny social construct quotes 😂💡 shine a hilarious light on the quirky rules society loves to follow — from fashion faux pas to dating dramas! They challenge the norms with a wink 😜 and a nudge, making us laugh while thinking twice about what we’ve always accepted. Ready to giggle and question reality? Let’s dive into the wild world of social constructs with a smile! 🎉🤔

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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99 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

85 shares on Discord this month:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Making waves on YouTube:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Going bananas on Reddit:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Spotted on TikTok:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Freshly posted on Discord:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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