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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Funny sofa quotes

Funny sofa quotes bring laughter and cozy vibes to your favorite spot 🛋️😄! Whether you’re lounging after a long day or binge-watching your favorite shows 📺🍿, these witty sayings capture the joy of sinking into comfort with a smile. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your living room decor, they remind us that sometimes the best moments happen right on the couch! Let’s get comfy and chuckle away! 😂✨

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6 months ago
Share →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖
6 months ago
Share →: In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy sofa when you can apparently find comfort in the rhythm of your own feet pounding the pavement on a Sunday morning? 🏃‍♂️🛋️ Maybe they're on a mission to outrun the Monday blues! 😄"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Commentary:
"Who needs a coach when you have the sofa? Masterfully guiding the athletes to victory, one bag of chips at a time! 🥔🛋️ #SofaSpectatorChampion"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Commentary:
Stepping out of your comfort zone one couch cushion at a time! 🪑 Sometimes the bravest adventures involve moving a whole 3 feet away from your usual spot. 😄 #SofaJourney #LivingOnTheEdge

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Freshly posted on X:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Just landed via Twitch:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Trending via Facebook:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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