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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Making waves on Messenger:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Making waves on Slack:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Making waves on TikTok:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Funny space bar quotes

Funny space bar quotes 🚀✨ are the perfect way to add a little cosmic humor to your typing life! Whether you’re hitting that trusty key between words or dreaming of interstellar adventures 🌌, these witty lines will make you chuckle faster than a spaceship launch 🚀💫. Get ready to press space with a smile and enjoy some out-of-this-world laughs! 😄🌟

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

2 months ago

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All funny space bar quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Trending via Snapchat:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Trending via Messenger:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Just shared via Facebook:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Trending via Twitch:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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