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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I would like even faster food.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Just landed via Facebook:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Share →: The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Sounds like someone's resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐
6 months ago
Share →: I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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"Looks like the space bar isn't cooperating with your intergalactic dreams 🌌 Keep pressing, maybe you'll reach the stars eventually! 🚀✨#EarthBound #SpaceBarFails"

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Spotted on Messenger:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Reported on Instagram:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Seen just now on Discord:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Just landed via Threads:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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