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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Making waves on WeChat:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Just shared via Messenger:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Netflix & by yourself.

Spotted on Threads:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Just landed via TikTok:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Spotted on Threads:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Spotted on Slack:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Spotted on YouTube:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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55 shares on Threads this month:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

11 shares on X this month:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Going viral on WeChat:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Live now on Facebook:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Live now on Instagram:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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