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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going bananas on Threads:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Shared recently on Slack:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Trending via Reddit:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Just landed via Messenger:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Breaking via Reddit:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Trending via Telegram:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

91 shares on X this month:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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354 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,623

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17,675

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15,623

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Live now on Messenger:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Making waves on TikTok:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Going bananas on X:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Making waves on WeChat:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Just shared via YouTube:

It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

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