24 Funny spider quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

  Commentary:
  🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous spider sanctum! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they had their own exclusive club in there? 😄 Looks like the arachnids have staked their claim! Don't want to disturb the eight-legged landlords, do we now? 🚫🕷️ #SpiderRoomDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"

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