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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Just landed via Threads:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Just shared via TikTok:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Going viral on Telegram:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Live now on Slack:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Going viral on Reddit:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Making waves on YouTube:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Shared recently on Telegram:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Going viral on Reddit:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Going viral on Snapchat:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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84 shares on YouTube this month:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Going bananas on YouTube:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Spotted on Discord:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Seen just now on X:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Seen just now on Threads:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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