Funny spit quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

  Commentary:
  "Make their day unforgettable by being the unexpected splash in their drink 🥤💦 Cheers to being the surprise they never saw coming!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

  Commentary:
  "Harmonicas: the ultimate multitasking instrument for those who want to serenade and expectorate simultaneously. 🎶💦 Who knew music and spitting could go hand in hand so harmoniously? 😄🎵 #SpitTunes"

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