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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Going viral on YouTube:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Making waves on Messenger:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Live now on WhatsApp:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Making waves on WeChat:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Making waves on Twitch:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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63 shares on Telegram this month:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Live now on Threads:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Live now on Pinterest:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Shared recently on Discord:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Just shared via Messenger:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Spotted on Reddit:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Going viral on YouTube:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Overthinkaholic!

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