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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Live now on TikTok:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Going viral on Telegram:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Reported on Instagram:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Share →: My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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"Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let's just hope your gasp wasn't mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps"
6 months ago
Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Making waves on Discord:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Just shared via Threads:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Just landed via Instagram:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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