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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Seen just now on Discord:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Seen just now on Slack:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Making waves on Reddit:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Just shared via Threads:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Just shared via Telegram:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Trending via Snapchat:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Trending via Facebook:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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41 shares on YouTube this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

17 shares on X this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Work is the worst video game ever.

46 shares on X this month:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Just shared via X:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Spotted on Reddit:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

Live now on Discord:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Breaking via Discord:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Live now on Pinterest:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Trending via Threads:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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