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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Sane is boring.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Just landed via Reddit:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Funny stomachache quotes

Funny stomachache quotes 🤣 are the perfect remedy when your tummy’s throwing a drama party 🎉🍕. Whether you’ve eaten too much or just can’t stop laughing, these clever lines will have you chuckling through the discomfort 😂🍔. Get ready to turn those tummy grumbles into giggles and maybe even forget about the ache for a while! 😜💫

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

2 months ago
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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

3 months ago
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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Going viral on Instagram:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Shared recently on X:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Just landed via Slack:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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