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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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Trending via Threads:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Going bananas on Discord:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Seen just now on Threads:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Trending via Threads:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Just shared via X:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Trending via X:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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63 shares on YouTube this month:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re my least favourite notification.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

91 shares on Slack this month:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Slack:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Seen just now on Slack:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Shared recently on WeChat:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Making waves on Instagram:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Breaking via TikTok:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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