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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Live now on Facebook:

What are cats even trying to do?

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

42 shares on Telegram this month:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I love unplanned fun.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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