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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Just landed via Slack:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

Just shared via Pinterest:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Trending via Telegram:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Breaking via Pinterest:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Going bananas on Telegram:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Going viral on YouTube:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Funny sunburn quotes

Funny sunburn quotes ☀️🔥 are the perfect way to laugh off those crispy moments after a day in the sun! Whether you turned lobster red or accidentally skipped the sunscreen, these witty lines bring the perfect blend of humor and sunshine vibes 😎🌴. Get ready to giggle at the burn and embrace your sun-kissed (or sun-scorched) glow with a smile! 😅🌞

New funny sunburn quotes 👇

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

2 weeks ago

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

2 weeks ago

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82 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

33 shares on X this month:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Blink if you want me!

32 shares on Telegram this month:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

85 shares on Threads this month:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Meow means woof in cat.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Going viral on Slack:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Breaking via Messenger:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Seen just now on Discord:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Making waves on YouTube:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Going viral on X:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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