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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Earth is hard.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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I am thick and tired.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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