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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Breaking via Messenger:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

55 shares on Threads this month:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

22 shares on X this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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