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3 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Commentary:
"Who needs regrets when you can just sleep through them? 😴😆 Mastering the art of problem-solving, one snooze button at a time! ⏰🛏️ #MorningRegretsNoMore"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Commentary:
"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Commentary:
"Here's a novel idea: 'May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!' 🐻😉 Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!"
4 months ago
Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… looks like someone just discovered the true purpose of a stress ball! 😂🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! #StressReliefGoneWrong
4 months ago
Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"
4 months ago
Share →: Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Commentary:
☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"
4 months ago
Share →: People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic zipper dilemma – to inform or not to inform, that is the question! 🤔🤭 It's like walking a tightrope between being kind and avoiding an awkward moment! 😅 #ZipperGate"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Vacation Syndrome'—when you're so attached to work that even a beach can't break the bond! 🏖️⏰ Just wait until your laptop starts sending postcards asking when you'll be home! 😂 #WorkaholicProblems"