Commentary:
That moment when you witness someone's vocabulary evolution. 🐣➡️🦅🧐📚
257 Funny tell quotes
If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
Commentary:
Sounds like a family game of "Guess Who?" but with footsteps instead of faces! 👣😂
Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.
Commentary:
Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! 🕵️♀️☕️😆
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
Commentary:
Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?
Commentary:
Tell them we're still trying to find the instruction manual for planet Earth! 🚀📚🍄
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
Commentary:
Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄
Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.
Commentary:
Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢
(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.
Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "I'm not talking to myself, we're having a staff meeting." 🤔😂💼
There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.
Commentary:
Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤