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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂
257 Funny tell quotes
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.
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When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.
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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.
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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️
You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’
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Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂
How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?
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"Hey mosquitoes, I'm not a buffet! 🍽️🦟🙅♂️"
A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.
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When she's right even when the universe is against you! 🤦♂️❤️🔮
Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.
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In the witness protection program for lazy days 😎🤫 #UndercoverWeekend