Commentary:
Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣
257 Funny tell quotes
The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.
Commentary:
When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴
I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.
Commentary:
Living blissfully in my own bubble of confusion since forever 😂🤷♂️✨
You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.
Commentary:
Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑🦲👂✂️
Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.
Commentary:
Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣
From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.
Commentary:
Mission accomplished! My house is now an art installation titled "Controlled Chaos" 😅🧹🏡
I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”
Commentary:
😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃♂️💨📞x
People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.
Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.
Commentary:
"Being an introvert is like being a secret agent—nobody knows, and we're too shy to tell them! 🤫🕵️♂️ #IntrovertLife"
I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.
Commentary:
"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"