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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Slack:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Seen just now on Slack:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Trending via Twitch:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Going bananas on Telegram:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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92 shares on X this month:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

41 shares on X this month:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,627

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Going viral on TikTok:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Trending via YouTube:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Seen just now on Discord:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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