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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Trending via Discord:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Spotted on Instagram:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Shared recently on Discord:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Live now on Telegram:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Trending via WeChat:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Going viral on WeChat:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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49 shares on Facebook this month:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Breaking via X:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Shared recently on Telegram:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Trending via Threads:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Trending via Twitch:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Going viral on Telegram:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Live now on Reddit:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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