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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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