Funny travel planning quotes

50 shares on Threads this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

37 shares on Telegram this month:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

51 shares on Messenger this month:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

12 shares on Instagram this month:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

69 shares on Threads this month:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.