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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

I want this laziness removed from my body.

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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