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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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